Once a week, the members of The OC Round Table will deliver their uncensored, unabashed, unwavering views on various issues affecting the show and its characters. Not so much knights as raucous fans of this FOX phenom, these pundits will comment on every aspect that hits the airways, from Ryan‘s bird-like facial expressions to Luke‘s transition from hotheaded jock to complete and utter loser. Agree with their views? Disagree? Send in your thoughts, comments, questions or harassing diatribes to any or all of the supposed sages. They‘ll publish viewer feedback in each subsequent edition of the Round Table. Now, it‘s time to pull up a chair, meet our panelists and dissect their takes on the shocking twists and turns that comprise The OC.

The panel:

Name: Matty Rich Favorite character: Sandy The OC words to live by: Kirsten: So what do you want to be, now? Ryan: Seventeen. Contact: Private Message

Name: Max Power Favorite character: Hailey The OC words to live by: Puuuuuddding!

Name: Darkly Noon Favorite character: Ryan The OC words to live by: Juile: We're celebrating my new position. Sandy: I'm not gonna touch that one.

Create your own holiday.

Matty Rich: National Lack of Sleeves Day. Look, some of us just do not enjoy the restraints of sleeves. We roll them up like a fat Mary Jane every chance we get. For this, we are often chastised and, occasionally, cold. If, once a year, all mankind could realize the freedom that comes along with bare arms, then I'd find it REALLY funny that this were actually a holiday.

Max Power: Super Monday: first Monday in February and must come directly after the Super Bowl.Ê Okay, I love holidays.Ê But I hate having holidays bunched too close together.Ê And that's the problem with the holiday season, Christmas, followed by new years, followed by MLK Day.Ê That's three of my 10 company holidays in a span of less than a month.Ê So I propose that we combine MLK and President's day and push it to the first Monday in February.Ê You'd pick up an extra holiday to apply it to Eastover andÊthe best part would be watching the over hyped Super Bowl and the always fun commercials and not have to go to work the next day.

Darkly Noon: Kwanzaakah. As one of 25 million Jewish African-Americans in this country, DNoon is tired of being left out every year at this time. This holiday period will involve eight crazy nights of partying from December 17-24, followed by a full work day on the 25th (to spite all the discriminatory, Christmas-celebrating sellouts), and concluding with six more nights of partying from December 26 until the new year.

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We all heard the opening of Seth's hymn: "Moses and Jesus, they both had beards ..." Give us the next three lines.

Darkly Noon: Moses and Jesus, they both had beards ... And settled their differences over some beers ... They swapped some ideas and came to a brawl ... Then agreed to a day of celebration for all ...

Matty Rich: Moses and Jesus, they both had beards ... Over their accomplishments, we have all shed tears ... Not of a clown, but of true Chrismukkah junkies ... Pagans, come join us, next year we add flying monkeys ...

Max Power: Moses and Jesus, they both had beards ... Put them together and send out a cheer ... Burning bushes, changing water to wine ... Now you know that it's Chrismukkah time. (Okay I know, doesn't rhyme exactly, get over it)

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Random thoughts/questions (Part I)

• It's official: the Marissa picture in our apartment has been replaced by Jennie Finch.
• Julie has had three generations of Newport under her belt. Literally.
• Note to those wishing to have a secret affair: avoid kissing in the kitchen of those you wish to keep it a secret from.
• That was a lovely bar where Caleb and Sandy shared a drink. One question: where the heck is that in the Cohen's house?

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The better choice for Caleb: prison or the truth?

Max Power: The truth.ÊFood is much better at home.

Darkly Noon: It all depends on the location. If he's headed to a hard-line penitentiary like San Quentin, in which the sanctity of one's orifices is not guaranteed, it's better to come clean. Caleb has been indicted for bribery, however, making him more likely to end up in a minimum-security country club, Martha Stewart-stizzyle. In which case, a few years might not be that bad. Not only would there be no vases hurled at his head, but he could have kept his affair clandestine and continued to run the Newport Group behind the scenes. Plus, did you know they have conjugal visits there?

Matty Rich: Caleb's hurting Kirsten is akin to Marissa losing a few pounds - it cannot ever occur. I don't care what the circumstances are, I don't care if Bubba and his love sponge are waiting for you in the pokey, you simply cannot cause this mesmerizing matriarch any pain. One tear is one too many, one vase thrown is one fewer place in which to put flowers. They say that the truth sets you free, but Cal, there is no freedom as awful as a beautiful daughter scorned. I love her.

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What is your favorite part of Chrismukkah?

Darkly Noon: Any time Seth opens his mouth. While his character is always a blend of quirky, geeky and cool, he is clearly in his element when discussing the holiday he helped create. From his self-deprecating wit, to his delegation of family responsibilities and his color-coded alert system, the young Mr. Cohen has now provided viewers with two memorable Chrismukkah experiences.

Matty Rich: The warmth and giving are important, but I mostly enjoy the ability to buy gigantic snowmen and light-filled decorations at all hours of the night in Newport and set them up in 27 minutes.

Max Power: An adorable Summer.Ê This is the time of year when Summer opens up, throws off her bitchy exterior and we see the sweet Summer we all love.Ê Last year, it wasÊSummer donning one of the greatest presents of all time, this year she's letting Seth wiggle his way back in.Ê By the way, where was Alex this whole time??

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