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When Seth Cohen talks, everyone listens. Why? The guy redefines the concept of cool through his dorky, witty one-liners.
Seth: If he touches you any place weird, neigh as loud as you can.
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9.7 outta 10
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Seth: "Ryan, try not to punch Summer."
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9.6 outta 10
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Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?
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9.6 outta 10
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Seth: I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was like Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
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9.6 outta 10
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Seth: Our noses grazed. And it was like the most sexually charged nose-graze in the history of nose grazes. It's essentially nose-humping, is what it is.
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9.5 outta 10
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Seth: He enjoys sunset walks, punching people and not smiling.
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9.4 outta 10
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Seth: A triangle's not a friendly shape ... it's a point, it has sharp edges ... triangles hurt people...
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9.4 outta 10
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Sandy: Anyone going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert.
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9.4 outta 10
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