
When Seth Cohen talks, everyone listens. Why? The guy redefines the concept of cool through his dorky, witty one-liners.
Kirsten: It would be nice if Uncle Sean could be here.
Sandy: Not if we have to pay for the bar tab.
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“I’m spitting Skoal into a cup, drinking wine from a bottle I unscrewed, and living in a home, that if I wanted to, I could throw into reverse."
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He's like a thoroughbred and I'm a monkey with cymbols.
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Seth: Summer was over pot by the 10th grade. She
thinks it’s totally juvenile. It’d be like telling her I’m into Beanie Babies.
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Seth: All I'm saying is that your daughter has been blessed with an extraordinary amount of vim.
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Seth: Man, you home-schoolig kids are pathetic.
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Oh, my back. Personal growth is so painful.
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Seth: We’re dangerously close to an after-school
special here, Ryan. It’s marijuana. And I did it twice.
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