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When Seth Cohen talks, everyone listens. Why? The guy redefines the concept of cool through his dorky, witty one-liners.
"Let me guess, Summer, you have a weakness for sea men?"
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Seth: Unlike Zack who's anxiety free, with his big smile, and natural athleticism. That guy makes me feel very Jewish.
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Seth: Maybe they’re not having sex. Maybe they go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.
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Seth: No, it's my precious, you can't have it!
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Seth: "Her family’s a prime candidate for Pimp My Double-wide."
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Seth: Three letter word for hilarious: Dad. Write that one down.
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Seth: Making my inventories is one of those things, like masturbating or flossing my teeth, that even though you know I do it, I’d rather not have you witness it.
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Seth: So what? I kinda like her, you know? I don’t care that she married my grandpa for money or had sex with Luke. I think she’s got moxie.
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