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When Seth Cohen talks, everyone listens. Why? The guy redefines the concept of cool through his dorky, witty one-liners.
Seth: Hey man, they raised me, okay? Proof, pudding. Speaking of pudding, Mother, do we have any tapioca on tap?
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Seth: “Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I’m half Indian, half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.”
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Seth: "The way things are going, I bet that's gonna be Oliver."
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Summer: We're not having sex again.
Seth: Ok, we've had enough pain and suffering already.
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Seth: Yeah, let's make it a three-way ... what? That came out weird."
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Seth: Our ex-girlfriends? Not allowed in the red states.
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Seth: “You’re taking all that? You only own, like, a wifebeater and two hoodies.”
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Seth: What else are you gonna do with fists of fury? Homework?
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