
When Seth Cohen talks, everyone listens. Why? The guy redefines the concept of cool through his dorky, witty one-liners.
Theresa: No, I – I can’t impose on Seth’s parents forever.
Seth: Sure you can. I intend to.
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Seth: I got two girls in bikinis trying to seduce me, which sounds awesome. But I’m scared, I’m wet and I’m cold, Ryan
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Seth (to Ryan): Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and … Not that that’s cool. Or uncool. I don’t know …
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Seth: Yeah, yeah. Me and Marissa? We could be related. I don’t know. I can’t even do the Math. But the real kicker is … Julie Cooper: My Grandma. My Grandma wears Uggs. Think about it.
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Seth: Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom.
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Seth: Three letter word for hilarious: Dad. Write that one down.
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Seth: Ryan, if I wanted my parade rained on, I'd go outside.
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Seth: “Are you talking about Kaitlin’s transformation from horsy tweener to lanky-limbed jailbait?”
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