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She's not that dumb, just shallow. Summer has her own way of saying and seeing things.

(on the way to TJ)
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does.
Seth: Well, they have God on their side, Summer. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
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Summer: The more time i spend with zach, the less times i think about ... God, what's his face? Built like a bean pole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on his sailboat, leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried over and over for him until the Fourth of July until she decides she doesn't cry over bitches on sailboats.
Marissa: Seth. his name. It's seth.
Summer: I know. I'm just doing this thing were I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.
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Summer: Your breath smells like Marissa.
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Summer: My dad says, "Chins are the new nose."
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really, what hospital does he work for?
Anna: <glance at Seth Cohen>
Seth Cohen: <stare at Summer>
Summer: Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow.
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Summer: Oh, please don’t say that. My dad has disastrous taste in women. If I don’t step in, he’ll wind up with the first money-grubbing slut bag that ends up in the back seat of his Maserati.
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Summer: “You will not believe this, but it turns out I am totally smart."
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Summer: “No, I think we’re just too embarrassed to face each other. Either that, or he’s treading water until he gets to Brown and finds a big pair of pale New England boobs to replace me.”
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Summer: Listen, skank. You can't just say really mean things in a really nice voice and and expect us to not realize you're a total ... skank!
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