
She's not that dumb, just shallow. Summer has her own way of saying and seeing things.
Summer: "You can't ride two horses with one ass ... -- It's a proverb."
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Summer: "Can you imagine me on the East Coast? I'd be like one of those animals that they rip from their natural habitat and put in a zoo. My fur would get all mangy. I'd throw dung at people...."
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Summer: He’s kissing another girl! Yes, right in front of me on the phone! I can’t believe this! I have been crying actual tears over that ass and he’s kissing randoms!
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Summer: Wait! You two are dating. Oh God, don’t you think that’s a bad idea? I mean, what if things don’t work out? And you guys break up and, I mean, isn’t that bad for the show?
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Seth: Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.
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Marissa: Who's Kofi Annan?
Summer: Some guy Zach's mom knows. I think he works for United Airlines.
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Summer: Cohen, you are in a deceit spiral, and if you don’t stop now, you could turn into one of those creepy old men who have secret attics where they hide stolen money and porn
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Summer: He's an Elf, he saved Middle Earth, that's a huge part of European History.
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