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Seinfeld it ain't, but Sandy and Seth Cohen have great Jewish quotes.

Seth: My Jew-fro is frizzing out, I look like Screech.
Quote Rating: 9.5 outta 10 - Vote Now!

(Discussing Danny)
Sandy: Whoa, that kid is not funny.
Seth: Thank you. I know.
Sandy: He makes Ryan look funny
Seth: He makes Marissa look funny.
Sandy: Gentiles. I love your mother more than words, but not funny. Get yourself some funnier friends.
Quote Rating: 9.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Summer: You're Jewish?
Seth: Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.
Quote Rating: 9.2 outta 10 - Vote Now!

“And this would be no ordinary Bar Mitzvah, Ryan, this would be... wait for it... wait for it... a Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkah!”
Quote Rating: 9.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

“You’ve brought some much needed Chris to
the Cohens, but you could use a little
Mukkah.”
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Summer: Being Jewish is ch-ard.
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Sandy: Valentine's Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanna, that's a holiday. Memorial Day, yes a holiday.
Quote Rating: 7.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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