
Seth: I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was like Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
Quote Rating:
9.6 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Ryan: What did you do to your eye?
Seth: It's just a little bit blurry. Summer poked me in it with her big toe.
Ryan: What, why?
Seth: I don't know man, it was an accident, there were limbs everywhere, I'm lucky I can still see.
Quote Rating:
9.4 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.
Quote Rating:
9.3 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Marissa: Are you limping?
Summer: Yeah, Cohen kneed me in the leg.
Marissa: Why?
Summer: Must have read it in Kama Sutra.
Marissa: So you guys had sex again?
Summer: If you can call it that. There were like limbs, everywhere.
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay.
Seth: Fore what now?
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10
- Vote Now!
(Summer removes her shirt)
Seth: Whatever you say, Summer. Yes. Yes.
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Seth: She's just Captain Oats' type.
Summer: Tell him to keep his hooves off.
Quote Rating:
9.2 outta 10
- Vote Now!
Marissa: He hates me.
Summer: He doesn't hate you.
Marissa: He turned down sex.
Summer: You might be on to something.
Quote Rating:
9.1 outta 10
- Vote Now!
| 1 2 | Next 7 The Heartbreak Quotes | |
Are we missing your favorite The Heartbreak quote? Submit a quote to us!
| Quotes By Character |
|
• Seth Cohen • Sandy Cohen • Summer • Ryan • Luke • Marissa Cooper • Julie Cooper • ... All Characters |
| Quotes By Episode |
|
• The Graduates • The Man of the Year • The Party Favor • The College Try • The Dawn Patrol • ... All Episodes |
| Quotes By Themes |
|
• Unmatched Wit • A burgeoning brotherhood • The sage Sandy • Jewish Humor • Group Bonding • ... All Themes |