
Seth: Now, we're gonna have to really put our heads together and do some serious Jew-cruitment. Ryan, do you think you can rope in some Hebrews?
Ryan: Blonde hair, blue eyes. Yeah no problem, I'm a natural
Seth: Fair point, my Aryan friend
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Marissa: Last year's holidays were so much better.
Summer: Yeah, I got rejected by Cohen in a wonder woman costume and you got caught shoplifting.
Marissa: Well, at least it was memorable.
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Seth: My color code holiday alert system is on high alert. And you, you're toupe.
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Kirsten: Oy-humbug!
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