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“And this would be no ordinary Bar Mitzvah, Ryan, this would be... wait for it... wait for it... a Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkah!”
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“Luckily Chrismukkah has twice the resistance of an ordinary holiday.”
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“As long as people are dancing to YMCA and handing over envelopes of cash – we’re in.”
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“You’ve brought some much needed Chris to
the Cohens, but you could use a little
Mukkah.”
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“I’m spitting Skoal into a cup, drinking wine from a bottle I unscrewed, and living in a home, that if I wanted to, I could throw into reverse."
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“Poor kid, slight of build, on crutches. He kind of is our very own Tiny Tim.”
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