
Everyone loves Seth Cohen. Always good for a laugh, always there for Ryan and finally winning over the ladies, Seth brings enjoyment to every scene that he participates in.
Kirsten: Is everything ok?
Seth: Hmm? Yeah, it's fine.
Theresa: I'm pregnant.
Seth: Well, except for that.
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“And this would be no ordinary Bar Mitzvah, Ryan, this would be... wait for it... wait for it... a Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-Vahkah!”
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Seth: Our ex-girlfriends? Not allowed in the red states.
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Ryan: I didn’t tell her anything. I think the black turtle neck in August tipped her off.
Seth: Okay, I was going for stealth, and also it's slimming.
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Seth: “You’re taking all that? You only own, like, a wifebeater and two hoodies.”
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(Summer kisses Seth)
Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone?
Seth: Of course not.
Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you.
Seth: No, I believe you.
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Summer: I've had enough, Cohen.
Seth: I left your house two hours ago.
Summer: Yeah, well it feels like four.
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Seth: What else are you gonna do with fists of fury? Homework?
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