
Everyone loves Seth Cohen. Always good for a laugh, always there for Ryan and finally winning over the ladies, Seth brings enjoyment to every scene that he participates in.
Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.
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Seth: You know something, don’t you?
ryan: No. No, I don’t. Don’t ask me.
Seth: Dude, I’m a man in a desert, I am dying of thirst and you have a Thermos full of Kool-aid, come on, give me a sip!
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Seth: Well, Ryan, I'm a man now. Not just like an after-your-Bar Mitzvah-man, but a man man. I had sex with a girl. Summer to be more specific.
Ryan: How was it?
Seth: I had sex!
Ryan: That bad?
Seth: No, not that bad, just kinda weird.
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Ryan: You realize we're both screwed.
Seth: Dude, I'm wearing a wife beater.
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Seth Cohen: I'm not self absorbed, right Ryan. Me, Me, Me.
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Seth: I know I should apologize. It's just my pride.
Ryan: What pride?
Seth: Yeah, I guess there's nothing standing in my way.
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Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay.
Seth: Fore what now?
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Seth: Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom.
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