
Everyone loves Seth Cohen. Always good for a laugh, always there for Ryan and finally winning over the ladies, Seth brings enjoyment to every scene that he participates in.
Seth: Everyone knows 80 is the new 75.
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Seth: Do you have any tips or words of wisdom?
Ryan: Do it again.
Seth: I was afraid you'd say that.
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Seth: Making my inventories is one of those things, like masturbating or flossing my teeth, that even though you know I do it, I’d rather not have you witness it.
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Seth: So what? I kinda like her, you know? I don’t care that she married my grandpa for money or had sex with Luke. I think she’s got moxie.
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Seth: But your dad’s not going to need a menu ‘cause he’ll be eating out of the palm of my hand. (Laughter) The palm of my hand, Summer!
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Sandy: You guys need anything?
Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum.
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Seth: "Apparently mom is a drunk and today's the intervention - plan your afternoon accordingly."
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"I have an idea."
"Are you gonna save Chrismakkuh again? Because I really liked that."
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