
The typical girl next door that every guy pines for, Marissa has been through a lot in her 17 years: parents divorcing ... eating disorder .. suicide attempt. But she's still there, pretty smile and annoying personality and all.
Summer: The more time i spend with zach, the less times i think about ... God, what's his face? Built like a bean pole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on his sailboat, leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried over and over for him until the Fourth of July until she decides she doesn't cry over bitches on sailboats.
Marissa: Seth. his name. It's seth.
Summer: I know. I'm just doing this thing were I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.
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Luke: Maybe I should just blow it off. Hit the beach. Let people get it out of their systems.
Ryan: No, it doesn't work like that. It's been three months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down.
Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.
Seth: Yeah ... and I'm still - I'm still - well, I'm still Seth Cohen.
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Summer: I was being sarcastic.
Marissa: So was I.
Summer: Which we never were before Cohen showed up and introduced us to irony. Jackass.
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Marissa: Are you limping?
Summer: Yeah, Cohen kneed me in the leg.
Marissa: Why?
Summer: Must have read it in Kama Sutra.
Marissa: So you guys had sex again?
Summer: If you can call it that. There were like limbs, everywhere.
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Marissa: Last year's holidays were so much better.
Summer: Yeah, I got rejected by Cohen in a wonder woman costume and you got caught shoplifting.
Marissa: Well, at least it was memorable.
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Marissa: You're beginning to sound like Seth.
Ryan: Yeah, well, it rubs off.
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Marissa: He hates me.
Summer: He doesn't hate you.
Marissa: He turned down sex.
Summer: You might be on to something.
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Marissa: "Hello, Mother. No I'm not coming home, okay, bye."
Julie: "Please ... Do not ... Uhh. She's such a little me."
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