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CohenMTG
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Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Magicka
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Post subject: Quotes from "The Telenovela"
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 11:16 pm
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Tivo + Rewind + An extra hour of my life:
Julie: Luke, I'm Marissa's mother. You're a student at this school. We can't do this.
Luke: You mean, it's over?
Julie: No I mean in the hallway. I'll see you tonight.
Luke: Good bye mrs cooper...and mr cooper. I'll see you...both
Theresa: Ooh the ninja game...you're dead.
Kirsten: He's a consultant
Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague?
Kirsten: He knows people.
Sandy: You did it. That was more vague.
Seth: Brad, dude I didn't recognize you out of the speedo. Not that I recognize you in a speedo.
Summer: Sure we're this week's hottest couple and then world gets sick of it. The shopping sprees, the strip clubs, the people turn against us. Okay. How many juicy sweatsuits does she need? Ugh that goatee is so mid-90's. And pretty soon the movie bombs and the wedding is called off. But i'm not gonna let that happen to us. Because Cohen, what we have is special.
Seth: That's maybe just the...
Luke: I wish we could stay here forever.
Julie: Why?
Luke: We got everything we need here. We got our bed, we've got our cable, we got each other. This place is awesome.
Julie: This place is not awesome, it's $79 a night.
Luke: I gotta motor. I don't want to be late for homeroom.
Julie: You have homeroom? Right, cause you're in high school. You're only 18.
Marissa: What I lack in nunchucks I make up for in sabre
Summer: Do you need to stretch so you don't pull a hammy? Or are you ready for your workout?
Summer: I've had enough cohen.
Seth: I left your house 2 hours ago.
Summer: Yeah, well it feels like 4.
Julie: Is this a booty call?
Caleb: What's a boo-tee call?
Julie: It's when you show up at night, unannounced. No apologies. No compliments. No comitments. Just some crappy mini-carns from Ralph's. And the very mistaken idea that I might just want to [slams]
Caleb: I guess it was a booty call.
Luke: Hey Mrs...
Julie: Do not say my name outloud. Come to the motel, park across the street then walk. I'll get the same room. Knock twice so I know it's you. And Luke, this is a booty call. _________________ The MTG stands for Magic the Gathering
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The Obsessive Compulsive
Joined: 20 Feb 2004 Posts: 222 Location: New Hampshire, USA
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:03 am
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Seth: Over-exposure, its a major source of conflict in a relationship.
Summerith, Sethimer? You understand what I'm saying?
Ryan: No no, but that's normal. _________________ It took me so little time of think of my username, it's scary!
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ilovesethcohen
Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 425 Location: Miami, FL
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:48 pm
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Does anyone think Caleb had to waste a viagra on that failed boo-tee call??
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SethIsMine
Joined: 07 Mar 2004 Posts: 6 Location: pa biatch
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 4:07 pm
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I think that's extremely probably..
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