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mrs adam brody
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 158
Location: sydney,australia
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:26 am
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when ryan seth and summer r trying to get marissa back into school and taylor has just told them she cant help
seth:so i guess that means no button guy
summer: seth
seth:what i just wanted to meet the button guy
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the oc is my life
Joined: 30 Jan 2006
Posts: 32
Location: vancouver, washington
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 9:09 pm
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ok this one is kinda long but funny
Ryan: [Seth has been smoking pot due to stress of going to college] It's almost 3:30. Isn't your interview at 4?
Seth: [high] What are you talking about?
[looks at clock]
Ryan: Are you ready?
Seth: Am I ready? Do me a favor.
[pulls up shirt sleeve and feels bicep]
Seth: Go ahead and feel that. Feel that puppy right there.
Ryan: No.
Seth: Okay. You don't want to touch another man, I get it. You find my slender swimmer's body, um, intimidating.
Ryan: [confused] Something smells.
Seth: No it doesn't. No it doesn't. But they, uh, they say that the first sign of a, um, brain tumor, is, uh, phantom smells so you should lie down.
[Ryan finds can of air freshener]
Seth: Hey. Hey, you solved it. You're a mystery solver. You're like--you're like Encyclopedia Brown. Remember when Encyclopedia Brown went on down to Texas-
[Ryan raises his eyebrows]
Seth: -and solved the mystery of the great shootout? Hey--how about this for a change. A cage match - Encyclopedia Brown versus the Great Brain - to the death.
Ryan: [pause] Are you high?
Seth: [tries to look innocent, then laughs uncontrollably] Am I high? No. No! Come on, man, I love it when you go for the comedy but I would not - I would not quit your day job being a... people. I would.
Seth: [Ryan finds ashtray with joints] I don't know how that got there.
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Robyn
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 8
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Post subject: hahha
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:26 am
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in season 2: the family ties
at the beginning of the episode when they are talking about lindsay being the illegitimate child and the fact that lindsay and him are dating without kirsten knowing it and how kirsten sees lindsay as a sister and ryan thinks of kirsten as a mom is all the complicated senario.. anyways this is the quote i find funny from seth in that part.
kirsten:i've been thinking, we should do something for her. this girl grew up not knowing who she is or where she's from, and we're her family
ryan:if she wants us.
--i mean you guys
kirsten: well you too, ryan. you're as much a part of this family as any of us.. I mean, if she's my sister, then she's your aunt.
sandy: thanks for clearing that one up, honey.
kirsten: well actually she's so young, she's more like your sister
SETH: oh hey, a sister, i've always wanted one of those.. ryan.. how bout you?
lol sorry it was more like a scene
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Robyn
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 8
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:36 am
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when marissa found out about luke and her mom in season 1. and she ran away and ryan and luke are looking for her.. but they didnt find her.
ryan: yeah maybe she called and he went after h-- (sees seth sleeping on the bed)
luke: maybe he's asleep (skakes seth).. HEY cohen get up
seth: it's my precious you cant have it
hahahah oh man i laughed so hard i dont know why its jsut the way he says it and he is still half asleeep. 
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mrs adam brody
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 158
Location: sydney,australia
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:18 pm
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i laughed really hard on that one 2
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obsessed_wit_the_oc
Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 684
Location: tasmania, australia
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:05 am
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haha i love the one where seth and ryan are ruuning away to the model home and marissa is in the drive way
seth:hello marissa. oh look its someones birthday i guess my intvitation probably got lost in the mail.
marissa: ha its my friend summers brithday
seth: summers birthdays not till Wednesday*ryan gives setha look* that was a guess, thats what i heard
marrissa:you guy are up to something...
seth: *to ryan* dude what did u tell her?
ryan: i didnt tell her anything...maybe black turtle neck in august tipped her off.
seth: i was going for stealth! and also its slimming.
haha love that. soz if iits not word for word i havet sseen it in ages
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*summerbreeze*
Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Posts: 602
Location: Aussielang...BrisVegas!!!
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 10:48 pm
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seth: you know what i dream when i dream about thanksgiving...which is, which is often. i dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomache and i pass out at the table. please dont deny me that.
ryan: thats just weird.
and.... (when every one is giving up on christmas)
seth: dont give up on the miricle that is....you'll see, you'll see too, you'll all see...you'll all see. (starts to drink coffee)
ryan: your starting to scare me
seth: (stops drinking) im ok with that.
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princesSparkle__x3
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 12
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:42 pm
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| crouchingtiger16 wrote: | | The_OC_4_Life wrote: | Seth: come on man, her flight leaves soon
Ryan: i’m doin 75 in a 65 alright
Seth: i’m doin 75 in a 60. everyone knows 80's the new 75
Ryan: what? who talks like that!
Seth: what is up with this a.c, my jewfro's frizzin out I look like Screech
Ryan: the a.c's fine
Seth: what is this music?
Ryan: do - not insult Journey, alright |
part of the reason this one's so great is because seth and summer had almost the exact same conversation when seth was driving on the way to TJ:
Summer : We should be there in, like, 3 hours?
Seth : The GPS says the ETA's three and a half.
Summer : Well, that's because someone drives like an old woman.
Seth : I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
Summer : 80 is the new 70.
Seth : What? Who talks like that?
. . .
Summer : What is up with the AC? My hair is frizzing out, i look like Howard Stern!
Seth : See? You know, strangely, I think my JewFro benefits from this.
Summer : You're Jewish?
Seth : Yes, that's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.
Summer : This is a nightmare. I'm sweating to death, driving 10 miles an hour, on like a rickshaw listening to this...music.
Seth : HEY, do not insult Death Cab.
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yeah that little ... in the middle she say
Summer:Who gets passed by a car full of nuns?,....o wait...who..cohen does
Seth:Well they have god on their side summer i am not gonna beat Jesus
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kilgoretrowt
Joined: 24 Feb 2005
Posts: 172
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:25 pm
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Yeah, that's like almost perfect, but for anyone who really cares, here's the real exact transcript, and I even took it a little farther.
SUMMER: We should be there in, like, three hours?
SETH: The GPS says the ETA's three and a half.
SUMMER: Well, that's because someone drives like an old woman.
SETH: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
SUMMER: 80 is the new 70.
SETH: What? Who talks like that?
SUMMER: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, who? Cohen does!
SETH: Well, they have God on their side, Summer, okay? I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
SUMMER: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl.
SETH: That's weirdly insulting to your own gender.
SUMMER: Not as insulting as it is to you.
SETH: Point taken.
[Ryan reaches into the bag to get water and offers it to Marissa]
MARISSA: [Cold] No. Thanks.
SUMMER: I'll take it. [Ryan hands her the water] I'm so dehydrated. What is up with the AC? My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern.
SETH: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew-fro benefits from this climate.
SUMMER: You're Jewish?
SETH: Yes. That's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat.
SUMMER: God, this is a nightmare! I'm sweating to death, driving ten miles an hour on, like, a rickshaw listening to this...music!
SETH: Hey, do not insult Death Cab.
SUMMER: It's, like, one guitar and a whole lotta complaining!
SETH: That reminds me of someone else who's doing a whole lot of complaining, Summer. YOU. [Summer scoffs] Now, listen to me. I am driving this vehicle, and I'm gonna drive at the speed that I feel comfortable, okay? It's my music, it is my snacks-
SUMMER: Kudos and Goldfish? What're you, eight?
SETH: Ryan, Marissa, say goodbye to Summer.
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Brodys_oc_girl
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 25
Location: Newport beach(Nottingham,not quiet as sunny)
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:10 pm
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Seth: Dad, Ryans smiling
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