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Sumereth4ever
Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Posts: 1982
Location: The land of mounties, Tim Horton's, and the word "eh"
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:43 pm
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Wow... dollmaker images.
You're ten AND a girl!
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Cal here I come
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Posts: 3234
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:03 am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... 
Your'e A few clowns short of a circus
Your'e A few fries short of a Happy Meal
Your'e An experiement in artifical stupidity
Your'e A few beers short of a six-pack
Your'e Dumber than a box of hair
Your'e A few peas short of a casserole
Your'e A brick short of a load.
Your'e A couple of eggs shy of a dozen.
Your'e A couple of gallons short of a full tank.
Your'e A few ants short of a picnic.
Your'e 180 degrees shy of heaven
Your'e Performing with Flaccido Domingo
Your'e A few parts shy of an erector set
Sch-wing and a miss
Your'e Not rising to the level of impeachable offense
Your'e The Null Monty
Your'e Disappointing Miss Daisy
Your'e Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
Your'e Ascension Deficit Disorder
Your'e Bouncing the Check of Love
Your'e Less-than-Magic Johnson
Waited on the street corner with a piece of bread to get some traffic jam.
Saluted the refrigerator because it was a General Electric.
Went to the lumber yard to see the Board of Education.
Ate some pennies and then asked if people saw any change in you.
Cut off you're hands so you could play the piano by ear.
Put birdseed in you're shoes to feed his pigeon toes.
Knocked on the lamp post because you saw a light upstairs and knew someone was home.
Brought a ladder to the party because the drinks were on the house.
Put his chin on the curb to get you're mind out of the gutter.
Jumped from a skyscraper to show you had guts.
Put a chair in the coffin for rigor mortis to set in.
Filled the gym with water because you heard he was going in as a sub.
Was so modest you went into the closet to change his mind.
Thought he was upside down because his nose ran and his feet smelled.
Put his best friend through the meat grinder so he could scrape up a new acquaintance.
Took the street car home and his mother made him take it back.
Backed out of the street car because you heard that as soon as he got up someone would take his seat.
Took his nose apart to see what made it run.
Pulled out his teeth so you would have more gum to chew.
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Crazy_Oliver
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1943
Location: pei, canada
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:38 am
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| Cal here I come wrote: | Took his nose apart to see what made it run.
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I'm sorry I fail to see what the problem with doing this is.
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**Shanna**
Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 10690
Location: Rusty Spooning!
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:59 pm
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*Licks Miss Crazy, giggles and walks away* RaWrrrrrr!
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