BurMan
Joined: 16 Dec 2004
Posts: 20
Location: Texas
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:53 pm
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I would make Lindsey the Minister of Marketing. I mean, think of it, Freudian Slippers and Yamiclause? This girl has a serious future in the buisnesses that brought us the Jesus Christ Action Figure, or those flying pig mobiles.
Seth would organize a coup and take Marissa's social chair position, and God knows how many student holidays would follow. Also, concerts, etc would be far better with Seth's taste in music.
That lawn guy, well, would be put in charge of maitenance. That one's a no-brainer.
Ryan would head school security. He saved Marissa from Oliver last season, was really over-protective in the process, and well, just looks like a bouncer, besides, the security and maitnenance departments practically coincide, so we'll let the two of them resolve the unresolved issue of just who did Marissa enjoy making out with more in the season premeire.
I'd make Summer's new boyfriend president. He's the son of a politicain, after all. Besides, he seems smart and likable, when not put up against Seth.
Summer would use her new position (as Sandy would say: Not gonna touch that one) as hall monitor to become the fashion policewoman she's always wanted to be.
Teresa, when she haves the baby and comes back, would teach all the sex ed classes. With her example to follow, Harbor would become a school of celibates
Which brings us to Marissa. She'd be put in charge of catering, seeing as she does so well for herself already. Everyone would start bringing sack lunches, and Marissa would drown her failure in a really big puddle of Vodka. Which reminds me. For a drunk, Marissa has an awfully small stomach. Which leads one to think what?
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